no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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