If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
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