How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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