idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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