so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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