69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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