that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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