I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
MIDGETS
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Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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