My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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