that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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