Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
pray to the hookup gods
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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