Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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