with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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