is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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