I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
I did not marry a roomba.
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