Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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