He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
So vagazzling was a success
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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