Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
