You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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