I just made out with a guy for $7.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
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