you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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