is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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