She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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