I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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