some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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