But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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