YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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