One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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