I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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