Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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