this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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