So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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