i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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