Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I don't deserve a penis
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Randomize
