I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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