That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I think your dad took our porno
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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