you guys were way drunker than both of me
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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