I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
are you so shy because you have an std?
You smell like stripper and shame
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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