Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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