You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
it's not cheating when I paid for it
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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