Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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