YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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