Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Randomize
