I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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