I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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