thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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