im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I'm really busy with my period
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