at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
PANTIES FOUND
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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