Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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