I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
im holly from the hills drunk
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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