stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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