They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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