At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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