if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
BRING THE BAGELS
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Randomize
