Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I'm always down for nudity.
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